MY FACEBOOK STATUS TONIGHT:

You know what I'm NOT thankful for this Thanksgiving month? I'm not thankful for that jelly-bellied security guard wanna-be cop who got IN FRONT OF MY LANE & I nearly lost my balance trying to avoid crashing into tonight on the DHS high school track at 5 p.m. because his wobbly ass wanted me off "PRIVATE PROPERTY." WHAT IN THE FOOOOCK? Anyway, I guess he first ran off the only other runner out there, a guy, but then waited for me, I guess lurking behind the bleachers, for me to go ahead and run TWO MORE LANES while it got dark (right around sunset at the time) so he could step in front of me less then a few feet from him as he stretched his arms as if he was going to tackle me! By then I had already ripped off my headset & was trying to get ready to dial 911 as he was yelling at me. So I ask him what the hell he means by private property and that the track gates were open when me and the other citizen runner got there. He said, STILL TRYING TO GET IN FRONT OF ME as I dodged him but backs off when I am again going to dial 911. /excuse the typo mess but still on fricking anger and running adrenaline! So he says something about this NOT being public property and at the top of his lung "LEAVE NOW!" So I ask him where through as I'm going around him and he points to the walkway behind the main bleachers -- the only gate that he's left open now, I guess. So I head off cussing & fussing and mofo hops on his rent-a-cop car and FOLLOWS BEHIND ME LIKE A CREEPER!!! So I run out the opposite way of my usual route and do like I'm going to the gated community across the street and then his car squeals off in the opposite directions. I get on the phone with Will until I reach the police station and report this idiot; maybe they'll talk to his ass about jumping in front of women on a track alone after you've run off the only other person/witness. EFF THIS TOWN. I'm now thoroughly convinced it's a crime to stay fit in Desert Hot Springs. I've never had this problem running on the Palm Springs high school track and I've run in the morning and the afternoon and up until 7 p.m. Everything's cool there as long as you don't interfere with other runners or there's no track meets or games going on. Hell I've even ran while there's soccer games going on. OY! So yeah, going to start packing my running gear & hit the PSHS track again after work./end rant